I guess you're waiting for me huh?

Yeah, I hear variations of this, what feel like a billion times a day,

"Oh, I see your waiting for me!"
"Nothing to do huh, I'll help keep you busy"
"You're just waiting for me aren't ya?"

Yea........

FUCK NO!

DO YOU REALIZE HOW ANNOYINGLY AND PAINFULLY UNORIGINAL AND REPETITIVE THAT IS?!?!
I SWEAR TO FUCKING HELL IN A HANDBASKET ONE DAY I WILL FUCKING LOOSE IT ON SOMEONE WHO DOES THIS, I AM SAYING RIGHT NOW I WILL NOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, BECAUSE I WILL HAVE FUCKING LOST MY SHIT!
GAHHH F&*#(())*(&*#$&*(&(*@&$ ! !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING STOP IT!

STOP IT NOW!

WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING, JUST FUCKING DON'T! OR JUST GO WITH


"Hello"


Hello is good. Oddly it isn't annoying, maybe because it's short and neutral.

Yeah,

Hello works just fine.

Do that.