oopspoop kid

Just started working in the kiddy center at the supermarket.

Its loads of fun, I get to watch Disney movies, color with crayons and markers, play with trains and blocks, and all I have to do is make sure a few hyperactive runny nosed little snots don’t knock their noggins out…

jk, the kids really are nice…most of the time…

Which leads me to oppspoop kid.

Oblivious Mother drops off a little 3yr old boy and 5yr old girl, says they went to the bathroom and are good to go (I tend to check with the younger kids, you gotta watch them, no fault of their own, they’re learning after all.)

About a half hour into their stay, little boy begins jumping up and down incessantly. I ask if he needs to go to the bathroom…

Little Boy: *shakes head no*
Me: “Are you sure?”
LB: *shakes head harder no*
M: *observes little boy continues to jump around*
M: “Are you sure you don’t have to go to the bathroom?”
LB: *Shakes head no* “No!”
M: *Begins to observe suspicious odor…*
LB: *Continues Jumping*
-mother arrives to pick up kids-
M: “I think J---- needs to go to the bathroom”
Oblivious Mother: “Oh no, he went pee before we came, if he has to go its poop and he wont poop here”
M: “Ok, well, have a nice day then” *checks them both out of play center*
Older Sister: “I think he already went mommy!”
-they go to the bathroom and I over hear them as they walk by on their way out-
Oblivious Mother: “Nooo J---- you don’t wear diapers any more, those are underwear, you pooped in your underwear…”
Me: *plants head against wall* “Have a nice day everyone!”