Nazi Bitch

Nazi Bitch, we all know one.

She's that lady at work who's convinced herself she's important, irreplaceable, everything would fall apart without her, and she's got some 'good ideas' for some 'changes around here'.
ick.

She nags, she hovers around your work space without really being there, I mean, you can feel her watching you before you see her because everybody tenses up when she's around. She is two faced, and doesn't realize she just gave you a complement and now is berating you for something else. She will greet you with a hardy hello then tell you you need to wear blacker pants cuz those aren't quite black enough. (WTF?) She nitpicks everything you do, and is very hard to argue with because she is actually a good speaker, probably the only thing she's good at, and it's surprising shes not in politics instead. Probably just a little too dumb and just missed the cut off, or too smart, which ever way you want to look at it. Plus she makes you nervous as hell because she looks like she wants to hit you.

What she really is, is a middle age hag who never amounted to anybody or anything in her life so views this as her last chance career and will hold on to it with tooth and claw, never found yours truly and got married, probably been divorced a few times, and will most likely end up the crazy cat lady. She also has to take shit for everything that goes wrong from the big wigs upstairs and probably cries after getting yelled at by them everyday for shit that went wrong.

And best of all she could easily be replaced by hiring two college graduates for less.

Nazi Bitch, I hate you,
but I sure wouldn't want your job.