I guess you're waiting for me huh?

Yeah, I hear variations of this, what feel like a billion times a day,

"Oh, I see your waiting for me!"
"Nothing to do huh, I'll help keep you busy"
"You're just waiting for me aren't ya?"

Yea........

FUCK NO!

DO YOU REALIZE HOW ANNOYINGLY AND PAINFULLY UNORIGINAL AND REPETITIVE THAT IS?!?!
I SWEAR TO FUCKING HELL IN A HANDBASKET ONE DAY I WILL FUCKING LOOSE IT ON SOMEONE WHO DOES THIS, I AM SAYING RIGHT NOW I WILL NOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, BECAUSE I WILL HAVE FUCKING LOST MY SHIT!
GAHHH F&*#(())*(&*#$&*(&(*@&$ ! !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING STOP IT!

STOP IT NOW!

WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING, JUST FUCKING DON'T! OR JUST GO WITH


"Hello"


Hello is good. Oddly it isn't annoying, maybe because it's short and neutral.

Yeah,

Hello works just fine.

Do that.

I see myself as a license ninja, why don't you?

Ok, so we have to check everyone's license if they are buying alcohol, and I get this lady today:
She takes out her license, slides it across the moving belt from one end to the other, and of course it falls through into the bowls of the register.

I know I have this look on my face like, *what the fuck, are you for real* ?

Can't say that of course, I make jokes, put her at ease, promised we would find it.
So I take the scale apart, no luck.
Check the catch tray, no luck.
Have to open the side hatch at the bottom and reach into the dirt and wires, and god know what else, but I do find her license. So yay, but seriously lady,

What the Fuck were you thinking?

"I'm gonna be all ninja and cool and slide my license across to the cashier and ..." ?

uh...

No.

Don't do that ever again.

Muffin Man

Dear Muffin Man,

It was very cute of you to count all of your muffins in front of me and to point out that "technically" you had more then seven (since I was express.)

Now fuck off.

Less Sleep

Ok, so i just got less then 4 hours of sleep and am going to work now. Fuck, I hate this.